Donald seems to have a good life: a palatial home, a flashy car, and as much cash as he can burn through. Problem is, everything belongs to his wife (who's living in their home with her lesbian lover) and his father-in-law (who hates him).

   Now, Donald is not your typical upstanding citizen--to say he likes to sleep around would be an understatement of epic proportions--but he does have one redeeming quality: he loves his son, Emerald, and he is desperately searching for a way to rescue him from his crazy, abusive home life. When a beautiful, seductive woman presents Donald with an interesting, if mostly illegal, proposition, he sees a way out. This hugely entertaining novel is peppered with graphic sexual descriptions and profane language, and readers with delicate sensibilities may be shocked. All others will be thrilled.